They do takeaway and delivery.

In the evening the small bar and schanigarten fills with a selection of local characters who seem to do more beer-drinking than pizza-eating.

I know most Austrians have iron stomachs and will eat anything when drunk, but this place is ridiculously bad. Even the rancid-looking Gersthof kebab shop under the S-Bahn line serves better food than this.

The Loch Ness is now called the "Sun City" and serves both Pizza and Curry. The curries are OK (though they don't sell many so most of them are reheated out of the fridge) but the Egyptian pizza was definitely better than the Indian variation. The beer has also changed to some off-brand Slovak pish, served at room temperature.

Despite the changes, the pizzeria formerly known as the Loch Ness is still frequented by the tradition-bound members of the Vienna Pipes and Drums, a group of unmusical alcoholics so desperate to associate themselves with anything even vaguely Scottish that they have been coming here every week for almost a decade to complain about the food.