From the hundreds of bars, restaurants and pubs, Fat Boys is - without doubt - the worst.

Be it the conspicuously unfriendly staff, the foul mouthed, post - traumatic stress barflies, the obscenely high prices, the remoteness of the place or the ugly, wierd American girls pretending to be French there's something for everyone here to dislike.

If I had to say something nice about it, I'd go for 'brightly lit'.