Centimeter III

Maybe it is just me and I made a bad decision in ordering, but I didn't like their food. Their ambience isn't that cool either, so maybe there is another typical Austrian restaurant you want to go...

Horrendous. Inedible food, bad music, slow dopey staff and an interior that smells like a tramp's trousers. Any restaurant that serves its specialities in greasy shovels and wheelbarrows (sadly not a joke) can't be taken seriously. To make matters worse it is taking up a great sunny location on Porzellangasse.

Centimeter is what pubs will be like in hell.

Concept is nice - they sell sandwiches by size. The service was good but the food was terrible - stale bread, and the goulash was very greasy. Wouldn't go back.

well everything is said!

Fabbaz' review is quite accurate, but I'd like to add that the music usually played at any Centimeter is beyond anything you'd ever want to listen to while chowing down mediocre food.

So if you must go there, bring some earplugs.

definetly the worst of the seven "Centimeter" franchises in vienna - speaking about those i tried so far. the beer is good - but the food is rather cheap, as in every Centimeter, but here they let you taste the difference. Cold food, wrong food (sometimes what you ordered was just not what you got), you can have it all.
But you get big servings, and the price is absolutely reasonable.
if you ever go there, try the chicken wings (those actually really are good) or the huge salad (we're talkin' 13 inch plate filled to the top here).
But as long as you can choose: just don't go in there in the first place.

EDIT: oh damn, i totally forgot to mention the music :D
this is like serious(ly) shi*t. it seems there are 5 different Centimeter-mix-CD's, featuring the worst music of the last 3 decades, like scooter, followed by "poison" (alice cooper), followed by the bacardi song, followed by eiffel 65, the whole "room 101" playlist. now, only 20-24 songs fit on a CD, so after like 74 minutes the horror starts again.